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A WITH NO E

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

An executive assistant no longer has an executive. Is he just an A with no E?

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ABLEIST PIG

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

You gotta be careful what you say these days. You never know when you might cause offense

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ACCIDENTAL JOHN

COMEDY | MALE

John Smith goes to the dentist. Or does he?

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A CHILD'S SCREAM

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

A child screams. Should you check that it's okay? It's probably nothing, but what if it isn't?

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ASKING FOR HER HAND

DRAMA | FEMALE

A lesbian asks a conservative father for his daughter's hand in marriage.

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BITE YOUR TOUNGE

DRAMA | MALE/ FEMALE

A foul-mouthed child, a passerby who won't have a bar of it.

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BLANK

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

A sufferer of chronic fatigue syndrome describes how life goes by without them.

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BRIDEZILLA

COMEDY | FEMALE

A bridge plans her perfect day. Everything is coming along, though one important thing is still missing.

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CANCEROUS BREAKUP

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

Are you a monster if you broke up with your girlfriend because she got cancer? Yes, yes you are.

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CAN'T BITE BACK

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

How do you fight back when you're bullied online?

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CHANGE BLINDNESS

DRAMA | FEMALE

If something falls about slowly over time, you don't notice it. It could be your kitchen bench, or your husband.

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CHOICE PARALYSIS

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

Every choice you make leaves an infinite number of unmade choices dying in the dust.

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CITIZEN'S ARREST

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

Could you stand by if a crime were committed? A crime as grave as… spitting one's gum on the ground?

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CLICK TO KILL

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

When your homophobic high school friend clicks his fingers and gets hit by a bus…

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COURTESY SEAT

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

A pregnant lady, elderly person, disabled person and injured person all fight for the courtesy seat.

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CUSTOMS INTERROGATION

DRAMA | FEMALE

An 80-year-old lady is stopped at an airport and her daughter gives the customs officers a piece of her mind.

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CUT

COMEDY | FEMALE

Nothing's worse than when your scene ends up on the cutting room floor. Especially when you did… you know…

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DODGED THE BULLET

COMEDY | MALE

Would you fake a heart attack to cover a fart?

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DON'T PAT MY DOG

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

Johnny gets jealous when his dog shows affection to a friend.

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DREAM HOLIDAY

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

A holiday to a small town where someone's mother went missing 20 years ago.

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DROPPED COMMITMENT

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

The consequences of a dropped commitment are real and raw.

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EDUCATION

DRAMA | MALE

Some people need an education. Sometimes it's a tap about the noggin.

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FOR THE EXCERCISE

COMEDY/DRAMA | FEMALE

The best and worst things about being a prostitute.

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FURTHER UP

COMEDY | FEMALE

Who gets the better deal - the vagina or the uterus?

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GAINS

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

I have to keep going. I have to be stronger. I have to gain, because I don’t know what will be thrown my way.

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GAY BY ELIMINATION

COMEDY | MALE

Just because you're dating another man, doesn't mean you're gay.

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GENIUS

DRAM| MALE/FEMALE

Am I a genius? I'd sound like a wanker if I said "yes", wouldn't I?

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GLOBOPHOBIA

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

A paralysing fear of balloons and a child in great danger.

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GOD'S ERROR

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

Is praying telling God he got it wrong?

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GUIDE POOCH

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

Best café in the world. Bad coffee, but loads of doggos. But what happens when a guide dog comes by?

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GUILTY, NOT GUILTY

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

Too guilty to sell that fancy watch you found for a profit? Maybe the next guy won't have the same reservations.

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HANGRY

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

Happiness makes you angry. Anger makes you sad. Sadness gives you perspective - you have a lot to be happy about.

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HAGGLING

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

How perverse it is to haggle with someone in a third world country when your ten cents is worth ten dollars to them.

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HEALTHY HABITS

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

A health freak with a dirty habit.

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HIT MY KID

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE

A neighbourhood kid kills a man's dog and comes around with his dad to admit his wrongdoing. Violence ensues.

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HOSPITALITY WITHOUT CONSENT

DRAMA | MALE

Accused of a horrible crime when all he did was insist she come in for a meal…

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HOW WAS YOUR MEAL?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

A very honest response to a waiter asking "How was your meal?" Maybe a little too honest.

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I F****D HER BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

DIRTY | MALE

Chad's imagination isn't all that great. What can he do to feel a bit more appreciation for his wife?

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I HOPE SHE SUFFERED

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

When you bump into the guy who unfairly dismissed you and taunt him about his dead wife.

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IMPULSIVE PROBLEMS

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

When you impulsively kill your boss and dispose of most of his body, someone has to clean up the mess.

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INBRED REVENGE

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

Damien tries to blow up a McDonald's by hitting the stove with a baseball bat.

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IT'S NOT VERY GOOD

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

Why would a rich person shoplift? And why did they deface that disabled child's artwork?

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IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S MY EX

COMEDY | FEMALE

When your accent reminds your date of her ex cheating on her.

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KEYBOARD WARRIOR

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

Making the world a better place, one dickhead at a time.

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KICKED OF

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

A writer who lost their job after the actor playing the character they wrote faked a hate crime.

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KIDNAPPER'S CONUNDRUM

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

When you kill a murderer, what do you do with the witness?

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KNOWING A NAME

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

Can the power of knowing someone's name get you free rent?

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LOVING MANDY

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

You love Mandy. When's a good time to tell Mandy this? Why, Mandy's wedding, of course!

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LYING

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

When you realise you've been nothing but insincere, the time is right to show your true feelings.

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MAN VS PORN

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE

Mark's monkey brain VS technology that gets twice as good every two years. Can he fix his broken spreadsheet?

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MY SPOT

COMEDY | MALE

What do you do when someone's in your spot at the gym?

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NICE AND EMPTY

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

Why doesn't Daniel care that his partner cheated on him?

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ONE HOUR

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

Two thousand, three hundred and eighty-two hours, two thousand, three hundred and eighty-two lies.

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ONLY PEEING

DRAMA | MALE

A man is arrested for peeing behind a tree in a public park. Will he save Xbox?

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OWNING THE HOMOPHOBES

DRAMA | MALE

One homophobic slur, one deadly comeback. You wanna win a fight, hit 'em in the pride.

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PRO PROTEST

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

An accidental protestor finds an addictive new pursuit.

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PROCRASTINATION

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

Trying to write, succeeding in procrastination. Could it be they don't want to write the content?

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PTSD

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

Once a soldier, always a soldier. Thrashing that man was an accident.

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PUTTING IT OFF

COMEDY | MALE

A man is about to commit suicide when he sees the new season of Game of Thrones has just dropped.

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QUIET CARRIAGE COURTESY

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

Don't you hate that one person who always plays dance music in the quiet carriage?

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REACTION

COMEDY | MALE

A man accidentally kills someone in the street and threatens a witness.

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REFUGEE PROTEST

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

A protester meets a refugee doctor he despises.

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ROAD SAFETY (short)

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

A woman with a pram doesn't look before she crossed the road. An observer is silently enraged.

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ROAD SAFETY (long)

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

A woman with a pram doesn't look before she crossed the road. An observer is silently enraged, then grieves for a loss.

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RUSH HOUR IN EMERGENCY

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

Young Benny is in emergency suffering from a spinach allergy. But the nurses are distracted by an angry drunk.

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RUSSIA #1 HACKER

COMEDY | MALE

Russia #1 hacker protect you from bad government.

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SCHRODINGER'S MORON

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

Schrödinger's Moron: the moron you're looking at is always bigger than the other morons.

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SERVED COLD

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

It's the day your son's murderer is released from prison. You have no choice but to deliver real justice.

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SHAMPOO

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE

The world is so much better when you have killer hair.

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SMELLOLOGIST

COMEDY | MALE

What's a weirder career than making beer out of vaginal bacteria? A sex doll smellologist.

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SPEED RUNNER

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

A video game speed runner is losing to King RnG… until a new glitch appears.

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STAY

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

A teen with an unhappy school life tries to convince their mum not to leave home.

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STOPPED LAYING

COMEDY/DRAMA | FEMALE

Chickens sometimes come up with unique calls they use around their owners. Stanley is given a name.

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STUPID ROOSTERS

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

Roosters which haven't quite got it right.

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SWORD SHOCK

DRAMA | FEMALE

A woman goes into battle in medieval times to avenge her sisters. Shock overwhelms her.

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TAPPING OUT

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

A drummer playing at 10PM. Is tonight the night you'll slip a strongly-worded letter under his door?

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TERRORFIED

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

A bomb explodes at a stadium and blinding chaos follows.

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THE LONG EDGE

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

But what exactly IS the "best paper to stock tray three of the level 8 printer"?

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THWARTED

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE

A robber is almost thwarted by a little girl when she points her finger at him and says, "Bang bang you're dead."

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TRASHED APARTMENT

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE

Your favourite chair's outside on the pavement. Your place has been trashed. What did you do to deserve that?

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TWINS

COMEDY | MALE

When your mates ask you if you'd "do twins" in front of your girlfriend, what are you supposed to say?

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TWO THOUSAND AN HOUR

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

Two thousand dollars an hour? Here's what I'd actually pay two thousand dollars an hour for…

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UGLY PREJUDICE

DRAMA | FEMALE

There's a lot of prejudice in the world, but have you thought about what it's like for people who are just plain ugly?

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UPSELLING

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE

When there's not enough cash in the till at Starbucks, a robber teaches the barista sales skills.

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WORKOUT

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE

An enthusiastic exercise instructor with a group who can't quite follow.

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YOU HAVE TO CARE

DRAMA| MALE/FEMALE

You give a homeless guy a coffee and he doesn't even thank you. Not even a nod. He's just down on his luck, right?

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YOUR WORST ENEMY

DRAMA | FEMALE

What would you wish on your worst enemy? Could it be that you need better enemies?

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