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This directory contains 150 audition monologues available for preview, purchase, or sometimes even free download!


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A CHILD'S SCREAM 

A child screams. Should you check that it's okay? It's probably nothing, but what if it isn't?

 DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

A STAGGERING DANCER 

"A staggering dancer" is not quite the review you'd hope for.

 COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

A WITH NO E 

The perfect EA still makes a daily coffee for an executive who's no longer with the company.

 DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

ABLEIST PIG 

You gotta be careful what you say these days. You never know when you might cause offense

 COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

ACCIDENTAL JOHN 

 John Smith goes to the dentist. Or does he? 

 COMEDY | MALE  

ACCLIMATISATION 

Emotions are like the weather. If you're cold, a small drop in temperature has a huge effect. But can you build resilience?

 DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

ANTICIPATION 

The anticipation of your Hibiki Harmony 30th anniversary limited edition whiskey might be better than the drink itself.

 COMEDY/DRAMA | FEMALE  

AS GOOD AS A HOLIDAY 

It’s not OCD, I just like things in a specific way and deviations are like an itch inside my brain which gets worse and worse.

 COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

ASKING FOR HER HAND 

A lesbian asks a conservative father for his daughter's hand in marriage.

DRAMA | FEMALE  

BABY FEET 

Small feet, small… you know. That's what they keep saying to him, anyway.

COMEDY | MALE  

BABY HANDS 

When your hands are so small you can model kids' toys for K-Mart, don't expect to attract anyone but creeps. 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

BAD TIMING 

The best time to bash someone to death is when you're neighbour is screaming, "I'll kill you!" at a wasp.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

BAND CAMP 

Your plan to get Jasper Whitehorse's daughter to do your flute lessons worked! Now, don't fangirl too hard.

DRAMA | MALE  

BIG SCORE 

How guilty would you feel if you sold 450 identical pairs of shoes to a suicide cult?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

BILLY DOESN'T LIKE YOU 

Breaking up your child's friendship because you really can't stand the kid's mother.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

BITE YOUR TONGUE 

A foul-mouthed child, a passerby who won't have a bar of it.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

BLANK 

A sufferer of chronic fatigue syndrome describes how life goes by without them.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

BRIDEZILLA 

A bride plans her perfect day. Everything is coming along, though one important thing is still missing.

COMEDY  | FEMALE  

CAFE FENG SHUI 

When a guy starts coming to the café you love with his stupid leather jacket and his stupid thermos.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

CAN'T BITE BACK 

How do you fight back when you're bullied online?

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

CANCEROUS BREAKUP 

Are you a monster if you broke up with your girlfriend because she got cancer? Yes, yes you are.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

CHANGE BLINDNESS 

If something falls apart slowly over time, you don't notice it. It could be your kitchen bench, or your husband.

DRAMA | FEMALE  

CHOICE PARALYSIS 

Every choice you make leaves an infinite number of unmade choices dying in the dust.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

CITIZEN'S ARREST 

Could you stand by if a crime were committed? A crime as grave as… spitting one's gum on the ground?

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

CLEARLY AN ACCIDENT 

A duck hunter kills a protestor. "Clearly an accident," says the magistrate.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

CLICK TO KILL 

When your homophobic high school friend clicks his fingers and gets hit by a bus…

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

COURTESY SEAT 

A pregnant lady, elderly person, disabled person and injured person all fight for the courtesy seat.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

COWARD 

A socially awkward woman in the park, a shady man, playing children and a coward.

DRAMA | FEMALE  

CUSTOMS INTERROGATION 

An 80-year-old lady is stopped at an airport and her daughter gives the customs officers a piece of her mind.

DRAMA | FEMALE  

CUT 

Nothing's worse than when your scene ends up on the cutting room floor. Especially when you did… you know…

COMEDY | FEMALE  

DECOY WIFE 

If you're going to kidnap and ransom out the boss's wife, you'd better make sure she's the right person.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

DODGED THE BULLET 

Would you fake a heart attack to cover a fart?

COMEDY | MALE  

DON'T PAT MY DOG 

Johnny gets jealous when his dog shows affection to a friend.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

DONUT TESTER 

After failing a job interview, a fake donut tester gets serious about the artform.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

DREAM HOLIDAY 

A holiday to a small town where someone's mother went missing 20 years ago.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

DROPPED COMMITMENT 

The consequences of a dropped commitment are real and raw.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

EDUCATION 

Some people need an education. Sometimes it's a tap about the noggin.

DRAMA | MALE  

ENDZONED 

Being friendzoned sucks. But being endzoned - that's something else indeed.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

EVERYONE OWNS A TELEPORTER IN THE FUTURE 

You arrive in present times from the future but your teleporter has run out of battery. Would anyone believe you?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

EVERYTHING I EVER DID WAS FOR YOU 

Your mum calls you and says "everything I ever did was for you", "I love you" and "goodbye". What's about to happen?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

EX SEX DOLL 

Imagine coming home to find your husband having sex with a blow up doll with his ex's face taped to it.

COMEDY | FEMALE  

EXPOSURE THERAPY 

If you face your fears a little bit at a time, you'll get used to them… until your fears start moving in front of you.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

FAIR PARANOIA 

A known murderer grows increasingly paranoid as an army of untrained intelligence officers perform surveillance on him.

DRAMA | MALE  

FAMILIAR EYES 

Would you let an innocent person have their organs harvested to save your child's life?

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

FOR THE EXERCISE 

The best and worst things about being a prostitute.

COMEDY/DRAMA | FEMALE  

FORCED FAILS 

Have you noticed how people always laugh when they hurt themselves in fail videos? Is this a new way to spread joy?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

FUCK BITES 

Kellogg's cornflakes were designed to suppress your sexual appetite. Where's the cereal that increases it?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

GAINS 

I have to keep going. I have to be stronger. I have to gain, because I don’t know what will be thrown my way.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

GAY BY ELIMINATION 

Just because you're dating another man, doesn't mean you're gay.

COMEDY | MALE  

GENIUS 

Am I a genius? I'd sound like a wanker if I said "yes", wouldn't I?

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

GETTING IN FIRST 

If you found out your husband was going to have an affair, wouldn't you want to get in first?

DRAMA | FEMALE  

GETTING OUT OF THE WAR 

You hate the invaders, but you're a coward. Can acting crazy get you out of the war you don't want to die in?

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

GLOBOPHOBIA 

A paralysing fear of balloons and a child in great danger. 

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

GOD'S ERROR 

Is praying telling God he got it wrong?

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

GUIDE POOCH 

Best café in the world. Bad coffee, but loads of doggos. But what happens when a guide dog comes by?

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

GUILTY, NOT GUILTY 

Too guilty to sell that fancy watch you found for a profit? Maybe the next guy won't have the same reservations.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

HAGGLING 

How perverse it is to haggle with someone in a third world country when your ten cents is worth ten dollars to them.

DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

HANGRY 

Happiness makes you angry. Anger makes you sad. Sadness gives you perspective - you have a lot to be happy about.

COMEDY | MALE/FEMALE  

HEALTHY HABITS 

A health freak with a dirty habit.

COMEDY/DRAMA | MALE/FEMALE  

HIT MY KID 

 A neighbourhood kid kills a man's dog and comes around with his dad to admit his wrongdoing. Violence ensues.